you get what everyone else gets;

MOVED!

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:33:34 GMT

I have moved over to xboycottlovex because a) his username fails and b) i was tired of having to sign out every time i wanted to read something 18+
so yeah. go friend me!

would you kill a hobo for a hundred million dollars?

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:02:02 GMT

stolen from xxrevenge666xx cause ilher.

Instructions: Open up your iTunes (or WinAmp, or whatever) and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.

How many songs total: 1127
How many hours or days of music: 2.6 days.
Most recently played: Good Girls Go Bad- Cobra Starship.
Most played: Together With The Sundown- Stephen Jerzak.
Most recently added: Rock'N'Roll Suicide- David Bowie

Sort by song title
First Song: About A Girl- The Academy Is...
Last Song: 7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen)- Fall Out Boy

Sort by time.
Shortest Song: My Teacher Is A Werewolf- Harry and The Potters (0:36)
Longest Song: Pieces Mended/Choke Me- The Used (11:02)

Sort by album
First album: **** by Fall Out Boy.
Last album: The Young and the Hopeless- Good Charlotte.

First song that comes up on Shuffle: On To Of The World- Boys Like Girls

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death - 14 - Shuffled Song: Death Is Never Permanant- Blinded Black
Life - 13 - Shuffled Song: The Jetset Life Is GOnna Kill You- My Chemical Romance
Love - 72 - Shuffled Song: The Carpal Tunnel Of Love- Fall Out Boy
Hate - 2 - Shuffled Song: God Must Hate Me- Simple Plan
You - 209 - Shuffled Song: You Might Have Noticed- The Academy Is...
Sex - 2 - Shuffled Song: Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?- Paris Hilton *hides from angry mobs*

i just.... i dont know what to say.

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:31:46 GMT

i never thought the end would come this soon D:

posting these here so they dont get lost forever!

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:10:17 GMT

BANDOM BOOKS THAT WOULD NEVER SELL.

FOB BOOKS THAT WOULD NEVER SELL
HOW TO WORK A SIDEKICK - BY. PETER WENTZ
26 ways to cook a steak By Andrew Hurley.
101 ways to say "TY FOR THE LETTER FAT A*S" - BY PETE THE PEEN WENTZ
how to lose weight-------pete wentz
sthar warths - by joe trohman
Fat People Are People Too-Peter Wentz
"Acting 101" by Pete Wentz
"A User's Guide To Eating Healthy and The English Language" by Dirty
how to apply eyeliner-------pete wentz
how to talk without a lipth by joe trohman
It's One of Those Things Where I Couldn't think of a Title for this Book, but I Really Want to Finish this Thought and Uhmm..... by Patrick Stumph
I Love Life, and So Can You - by Dirty
How To Keep From Busting Your Ass In Public - Joe Trohman
You Can Be Dope Without Drugs-Joe Trohman
How to look like a toothpick- William Beckett
Learn to Stop Hitting on Underage Chicks in 3 Easy Steps by Pete Wentz
How To Dress For A Show - Pete Wentz
and the follow up- "How To Dress at all"
Statuatory Rape is Always a Mistake by Pete Wentz
How to Make Your Life Worthwhile by Christopher Gutierrez
Yeah, I have herpes, so what?-Pete Wentz
Sidekick Self-Portraits and You --by Peter Wentz
No really, living at home with your parents at 26 isn't pathetic at all. I mean, look at me. by Pete Wentz
The Art of Being Straightedge - Peter Wentz.
How to Give a Good Blow Job - Christopher Guttierez
How to Ride A Publicity Stunt Out Til The End - Christopher Gutteirez
How to be straight...and by straight I mean not gay...and by not gay I mean not giving blowjobs to strange men in alleys-Hey Chris
A Singer's Pocket Dictionary and Pronounciation Guide --by Patrick Stump
Monging: Fun for the whole family-Joe T
How to Disreguard Your Religion - Joe Trohman
The Art of Interpretive Rock Dancing -- Joe Trohman
Real Friends Give Other Friends Blowjobs-Pete Wentz and Mikey Way
How to be tall- Patrick Stump
The Pimping Life, by P.M. Stump
How to Stand In One Place for A Really Really Long Time – JT.
How Not to be Slighty Annoying and Overly Emo in a Real Douchebag-y Kind of Way by Peter Wentz
Discovering your inner celebrity look-a-like -- Korean Tom Cruise
Naming Your Child by P.M.S.
Erectile Dysfunction and How it Affects Me-Andy Hurley
I can trick you into believing I'm straight. Because really, I am. by Christopher Guttierez
Genital Herpes Didn't Stop Me! by Joe Trohman
Blow Job Tips for the Homo-I mean hetero-sexual Man-Hey Chris
In Truth, I Sorta Hate My Life, by Sir Dirty O'Licious
Intimidation, the Ultimate Teenie Killer –Charlie
Having That Pesky Molestation Charge Erased from Your Criminal Record by Peter Wentz
You Say "Jailbait" I say "Hot damn"-Pete Wentz
Puberty is Overrated-Pete Wentz
how do be a pedo and get away with it - p. wentz
How to Lure 14 Yr Old Girls Into My Car By Saying I Know the Band – CG
If The Little Girls Say Yes, It's Not Rape-Hey Chris
Pedophiles Make The Best Friends!-Hey Chris and Pete Wentz
Not Enough Naked Kids for the Both of Us-Hey Chris and Pete Wentz
How to be a Real Man's Man - Pete Wentz.
You Cant Rape The Willing, by CG
I know Pete Wentz. Now give me some ass. by CG
Other Uses For Your Right Hand-Peter Wentz
My Right Hand And I: A Partnership of Love-Pete Wentz
A White Boy's Guide to Throwing Your Diamonds In the Sky - Fall Out Boy
Star Wars: Not Just For Creepy, Old Men!-Joe T.
STD Free-Pete Wentz
594857687538247657456548 Pictures Of Me, Age 26 - A Coffee Table Book by Peter Wentz
Spin Cycle: The Ultimate Trohmaniac Tutorial, by Joseph T.
Fat Girls: More to Love-Pete Wentz
The Importance Of Taking Your Medicine As Directed - Peter Wentz
how to inspire more photoshop pictures-pete wentz
How to not be gay but be gay but not be gay A mans guide to sexual identity crisis by P. Wentz
Dad's new wife Robert -- CG and Mikey Way
FOB BOOKS CONT'D
how to look like a sexy douchebag in glasses who wears pants tighter than girls thongs-pete wentz
A Guide To Finding Empty Dumpsters / Places to Put All of The Gifts Fans Give You - Peter Wentz
Clear pronunciation - co-written by Patrick Stump and Joseph Trohman
Living on the Edge-Patrick Stump
Ultimate Make Up Tips - Sonny Moore & Gerard Way
Short Song Titles by FOB
A Guide To Basic Grammar- Pete Wentz
TY For the Letter Fatass- A guide to Hating --- Peeter Wentz
Lick Lick Salute Your Way To Ultimate Success. Peter "The Don" Wentz
Finding Jeans That Fit You- Pete Wentz
Handsome Headwear in 2006 by Patrick
Meat packing for dummies by Andy
How to Fake Being Straight REALLY REALLY good- Peter Wentz
Nosecandy- It'll fuck you up. - Pancho and Bedussey, UNWIRED.

Sequel- How to run like a girl - Pete Wentz
Forbidden Fruit: Why I love 14-year-old Breasts-Hey Chris
"how to tattoo your way into being a shamed Jew" -Joe Trohman.
how to be the biggest attention whore this side of chicago-pete wentz
eating meat will save you soul-andy hurley
Using Your 24-K Gold Eye Lash Curler - Pete Wentz
Whoring yourself out for TV appearances and Money? Shit, I'll take it. by PW
Swearing Is Uncalled For- Pete Wentz
"Mommy's makeup is fun!" A guide for children -- Peter Wentz
How To Sing - Uh - Front a Band . . .? .. Wait, I'm A Bass Player? - Pete Wentz
really, she said she was 18-peter wentz
Controlling Your Secret White Urges: Do You Want A Grill?- Peter Wentz
Don't Feed The Rockstars-William Beckett
"Patrick was over 18 when it all happened, I swear!" -Pete.
"How to make your bandmates dissapear" Patrick and Pete
Learn How To Shave Down There - Peter Wentz
Sesame Street-the best place to meet girls by pw
"Yes...I do look better than you in those pants" William Becket
Acting 101 - Pete Wentz
Shopping in the Teen Girls Section for Creeps - Peeter Wentz
"I'm the only Jew in the band: How to smoke, drink, and tattoo your way into making your religion proud!" –Joe
How to Not Exist - Jason!
"Fobism: You can only join your religion if you buy our merch and vote for us on TRL!"
How Cool It Is to Be In A Band With An Exclamation Point - Panic! At the Disco.
And The Sequel - What It's Like To Have Ellipses In Our Band Name: The Academy Is...
Lurking hXc: The Art Of Never Posting By: Pete Wentz.
3 Simple Steps on How to Give Up the Right Hand, and Move On To the Real Stuff! - Peter Wentz
How To Never Have Kids: Wearing Girl Pants By: Pete Wentz
Pete Wentz Doesn't Care About Fat People - KanYe West
1001 ways to take a good picture of yourself by pw
The Hand Behind This Pen Relieves....Myself Everyday –PLKW
The sequel - "Whoa! Can't Do It By Myself..." – PLKW
And the new Re-made sequel - "WHOA! Maybe I CAN do it by myself. And Take pictures, too!!" - PLKW
you know you want to do the jew - joe
How was I supposed to know she was only 13?: The Pete Wentz Story
"Heavy Irish Pepper Day: It's in March."
WE EXIST! - JOE TROHMAN AND ANDY HURLEY
A Thread of Books that we would probably still sell because we are obsessed - The Boardies
"Hey, didn't we used to have a drummer and a jewish dude?" Patrick and Pete.
"We want attention too: the penises of Andy, Patrick, and Joe"
Pete Wentz: the sister I never had

WE'RE ON HIIATUS, I SWEAR WERE NOT BROKEN UP - BLINK 182.
How To Be A Powderpuff At a School Dance - Pete Wentz
Sure I whore out poorly made half-assed clothes, but you'll buy them anyway, so who the real douchebag in this situation? That's what I thought. by PW
Getting more IM's in one day than God - Pete Wentz
"Get it up, keep it up: The penises of Fall Out Boy, a Coffee Table Book."
It's Okay You're Not The Only One. I Don't Even Know Who I Am- Andrew Hurley
"How to make yourself feel fat. Step one: Surround yourself with guys who fit into pants made for preteen girls." Patrick Stump.
Read This Before You Pick Up That Cookie - A Guide To Dieting - Pete Wentz
Weed Is Kosher, I Swear - Joseph Trohman
I can make you believe that anything I say actually makes sense. by Pete Wentz
Fuck You, Reccomended Dosage! - Pete Wentz
"Patrick is the only fat one I can love" Pete.
Harry Potter is Underage and That's why I Enjoy Reading the Books - Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III
How To Fall And Get Back Up REALLY REALLY FAST – Trohman
And The Sequel- How To Fall And Fake It Like You Meant To- Trohman
How to Pretend to Be a Pedo
When You're Really Just Gay - Chris Gutierrez
SHH ! DONT TELL ANYONE I TOUCHED YOU - PETE WENTZ'S OPEN BOOK TO BRENDON URIE
What? I'm In The Band, Too!? - Andy Hurley
A Perfect Guide to Make Teenies Cry and then Laugh in Their Faces – Charlie
We Take Ya Money, When You're In Need - Kanye Wentz and Clandestine
Those Pics Were For Mikey - P Wentz
I say yo and I listen to Kanye West and Jay-Z. Geez guys, I'm almost black by default! by PW
How To Suck – FFTL.
"Maybe if I write the words wrong, Patrick will pronounce them right!" Pete.
I Swear We Have Lives - The Boardies
Sequel- Too Bad We're Best Friends With Eachother
834730980987091098019809 ways to brag about your semi-famous (but not really) friends - Josh Rock
Being Straightedge Means I Can't Have Sex With Underaged Kids? I Quit. - PW
sequel..
LASER TATTOO REMOVAL WITH PETER WENTZ.
"Just Hand Me My Camera and Shut the Fucking Door!": How Pictures Can Become Ugly - Peter Wentz
My Dong Is As Big As My Ego...Wait, No It's Not - P Wentz
No really, when you sing live it's SUPPOSED to sound like that. by Patrick Stump
I'm More Blazed Than The Fire In Chris and Mikey's Bedroom - Joe Trohman
"I swear to drunk I'm not God" Joe.
Stagediving: the Legal and Free Hand Job - Pete Wentz
"There's no blood in my alcohol system!" Joe.
I Feel Different- Joe Trohman
and the rival book that came out just after
You Should You Jewish Wanna-be- Pete Wentz
Mikey, You Play (With) Ball(s) Like a Girl! – HeyChris
How Not To Laugh Like A Dying Cow- Pete Wentz
"My parents say I make Jesus cry" Brendon Urie.
HOOKERS! - Brendon Urie
STRIPPERS!: the Sequel to HOOKERS! - Brendon Urie
I Made a Thread Three Minutes Ago And Posted a Pic of My Penis And No One Saw Because They Were All In This Thread So I Deleted It – ZEZEtheX
i like cherrys - pete wentz
sequel:
POP! goes the cherry: Pete Wentz Behind The Music.
How To Fall But No One Sees- Joe Trohman
How Come those Two guys with the long hair and fro are in that picture with us? - Patrick and Pete
"I like to say Goddamn because it makes Jesus cry...and it feels good."
SIDEBURNS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES - JUSTIN(MCS) PATRICK & BRENDON
(like those books when you’re sampling carpets, you get to touch them)
How to Get Sexual Favors in Return for Never-before-seen FOB Pics - Josh Rock
How to do "Paris Hilton" pics on your sidekick - Pete Wentz
Coping with obesity - William Beckett
Staying Grounded in the Face of Fame by Peter Wentz
Pornography at Sundown By Pete Wentz
All I Ever Wanted Was a Blowjob from Pete Wentz: A Moving Autobiography by Chris Guitierrez.
How to steal the spotlight-Andy Hurley and Joseph Trohman
I'll be Mikey's Best Kept Secret and his Biggest Mistake, Peter Pan (pop up edition)
2 million ways to say "but"-Patrick Stump
200 ways for a band to break up without actually admitting they broke up-Blink 182
The Consequences of having a sidekick - Peter Wentz ...co written by paris Hilton
FOB BOOKS CONT'D
25 ways to keep your mind and body healthy -By Joe "The Fro" Troh
How to protect yourself from chuck norris- by Chuck Norris
how to take racy pictures
by:pete wentz
how to own the world by Pete Wentz and Jay z
It Took A Long Time and A Lot of Hard Work But We Finally Made It : A Guide to Making Your Own Way In the Music Business by Panic! at the Disco
gormet mud from warped tour--dirtttttay
how to laugh like a penguin+whale+walrus+seal thingy+cookie monster -by pete wentz

cock it and pull it, a guide to usung your sidekick - PLKWIII
giving up vegaterianism for a wendys chicken sandwich - Joe Troh
WHERE THE HELL IS MY EYELINER? Coping with your inner gay man - Peter wentz
who to bring sexy back - p stump
how to pwn your mom - andy hurley
getting in touch with your girlish ways - pete wentz.
how to deal with selling your hats - patrick stump.
how to love your lisp - joe trohman.
15 helpful hints on how to cook meat - andy hurley.
first name dirty, last name life: and autobiography

lasik eye surgery: $1,000
hair cut: $20
new wardrobe: $500
a chance for the nation to still call you emo kid: priceless
by mikey way
The Man Behind the P33n - A Pete Wentz Autobiography
Learn to Stop Hitting on Underage Chicks in 3 Easy Steps by Pete Wentz
No really, living at home with your parents at 26 isn't pathetic at all. I mean, look at me. by Pete Wentz
How Not to be Slighty Annoying and Overly Emo in a Real Douchebag-y Kind of Way by Peter Wentz
I can trick you into believing I'm straight. Because really, I am. by Christopher Guttierez
I know Pete Wentz. Now give me some ass. by CG
Sure I whore out poorly made half-assed clothes, but you'll buy them anyway, so who's the real douchebag in this situation? That's what I thought. by PW
834730980987091098019809 ways to brag about your semi-famous (but not really) friends - Josh Rock
No really, when you sing live it's SUPPOSED to sound like that. by Patrick Stump
Everything I know about sex I learned from playing video games by B.Urie
Having That Pesky Molestation Charge Erased from Your Criminal Record by Peter Wentz
You Say "Jailbait" I say "Hot damn"-Pete Wentz
Puberty is Overrated-Pete Wentz

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:3

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:33:45 GMT

If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

kso

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:42:30 GMT

i'm in the web page design classroom with this really hot junior on the other side and we keep awkwardly glancing at each other and it's pm awesome.

wtf i have a total fangirl crush on him, his name's gordon and he likes cobrahhhhh
:D

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:20:59 GMT

i'm this close to being in love with him and it's scaring me to death.

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:17:10 GMT

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling (dude, i got made fun of in 1st grade for reading this under the jungle gym =/)
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6 The Bible- various authors.
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveller's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis (did anyone else realize that the whole narnia series is just a religios spin off? when you get to the last book, it turns out that Narnia is like.. an alternative heaven)
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis (haha, they fail at life xD)
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery (whole series)
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens (I started it but I got confused... some day!)
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker (I'm waiting for my copy I reserved at the library to come in.)
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte's Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl (FRICKEN RAD BOOK and the sequel was just as amazing!)
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

twenty two i'm on a roll.

Writer's Block: Regrets Only

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:32:16 GMT

Do you think that animals feel regret?

View 500 Answers

depends on their intelligence obv.

Thu, 28 May 2009 22:25:44 GMT

you're leaving and i guess i'll go back to just surviving
opened up my world now close the doors again
took so little, gave too much, mainly irreplaceable things anyway.
walking around, not saying anything,
not saying shit and then you came and suddenly i could see,
but i'd go back to being blind if that what it took.
guess this is the last time
skin sliding together like a holocaust and destruction never felt so right.
sighs and gasps spell out a song of toomuchtoolittle and
it's conflicting, overwhelming, and there's the word, over over over.
you promised but a promise doesn't mean anything
under the influence of big eyes and a hopeful smile
it ends faster than instantaneous and crying wont change how this feels
you're going and this constant ringing in this ears reminds me
of how it fe(lt)els to be the social outcast.

wth @ life.

Wed, 27 May 2009 22:07:29 GMT

idg what i did to deserve this.
losing a best friend for the second time in a year?
i mean first i had to move away from stephy and then salenas moving away too.
idgi, i trust three people in my life and i lose them all (although one i never really had)

i just dont understand.
and then i find out cobras probably breaking up.
what the fuck.
its because of them that i even listen to half the stuff i do.
;-;

tmi on frasmine.

Thu, 21 May 2009 01:48:36 GMT

stolen from xxrevenge666xx cause il her.

1. What are your initials?
FI or JB depending on who you ask.

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
my yellow/black plaid skinnies.

3. Last thing you ate?
ice cream.

4. One place you will NEVER eat at?
some shady mexican resteraunt.

5. I say Shotgun, you say:
tough luck, i'll be driving soon anyway.

6. Last person you hugged?
jackjack?

7. Does anyone you know wanna date you?
yeah and he is.

8. Would you date anyone you met online?
yeah.

9. Name something you like physically about yourself:
my fingers; my eyelashes.

10. The last place you went out to dinner to?
i ate moes the other day.
does that count?

11. Who is your best friend?
stephy//jordan//salena

12. What time of the day is it?
evening.

13. Who/What made you angry today?
stupid people yanking on my sombrero.

14. Baseball or Football?
baseball.

15. Ever gone skinny dipping?
n.

16. Favorite type of Food?
processed crap.

17. Favorite holiday:
halloween :3

18. Do you download music:
LOL i own like 4 CDs of my library.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
depends on how dirty they are.

20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos?
tacky.

21. Would you date the person who posted this?
OYA I TOWTUHLEE WANT KAITLYN IN MUH PANTS~
but she's jordans :3

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
haha nooo.

23. Do you love anyone?
yeah friends.

24. Are colored contact lenses sexy?
ungh i want green ones so bad.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
wanna.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
omg no.
dnw

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
YES.

28. How many pets do you have?
a gog and some fishes.

29. Have you met a real redneck?
MY TOWN IS FULL OF THEM DUH.

30. How is the weather right now?
too cold >:[ I WANT IT TO BE HOT.

31. What are you listening to right now?
my heart- pmore.

32. What is your current favorite song?
rumored nights- tai

33. What was the last movie you watched?
the dark knight.

34. Do you wear contacts?
SOON.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
busters.

36. What are you afraid of?
spiders, feet, being sticky, vomit.

37. How many piercings have you had?
lip + ears.

38. What piercings do you want?
other side of lip, either nose or septum.

39. What's one thing you've learned this year?
that internet friends are definitely not pedos.

40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
venti caramel frapp.

41. What Magazines are you reading?
AP/Revolver

42. Have you ever fired a gun:
once.

43. Are you missing someone?
extensively.

44. Favorite TV show?
queer as folk LOL JORDAN I H8 U FOR GETTING ME INTO THATT

45. Do you have an obession with WoW?
EW

46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
boardies always tell me i'm like frank iero. pfft i am not gorgeous like him/

47. What celeb do you look like?
lol none.

48. Who would you like to see right now?
JORDAN AND STEPHY AND PATRICK.

49. Favorite movie of all time?
sex drive//van helsing//mean girls.

50. Do you find yourself loved?
yeah.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to?
lol ummmm.

52. Favorite smell?
omnom cookies.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
SALTED/BUTTERED CAUSE PLAIN = SATAN.

54. Ever put a friend in a cop car on JukePix.com?
lol.

55. Ever been in a cop car in real life?
nopee.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?
noo.

57. Our Lady Peace or Nickelback?
ew.

58. What's something that really bugs you?
MYPARENTSNOTGIVINGMEPRIVACY.
homophobia.

59. Do you like Michael Jackson?
pfft MJ's the man... woman... pedophile.

60. Taco Bell or Burger King?
omnom burger king.

61. What's your favorite perfume?
my moms Curve and Bone Daddy

62. Favorite baseball team?
THE ONE JORDAN INVENTED OBV.

63. Ever call a 1-900 phone number?
ew.

64. Nipple or Nose rings?
noseee.

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
a long time?

66. Last time you went bowling?
ider D:

67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
the floor in front of stephys heater.
i was so tired omg.

68. Who was your last phone call?
mom?

69. Last time you were at work?
a while ago.
i got laid off.
victim of the recession >:[

70. What's the closest orange object to you?
that candle.

what the FUCK.

Sun, 17 May 2009 04:13:46 GMT

1. woke up with fucked up neck that still hurts.

2. forgot sisters birthday party and arrived WAY late.

3. saw skanks that i did not want to see.

4. trouble with a friends family resulting in her staying with me. not that i mind but wth it was for no reason.

5. fucking stupid little kids smearing ice cream and cake all over my fucking face. i'm gonna have a break out now, plus they paid no attention to my fucking phobia of being sticky.

6. had to listen to miley cyrus on the way home.

7. stopped sisters recording over something that was ALREADY ON THE FUCKING DVR to record the corpse bride. when i told said sister, she PUNCHED ME IN THE FUCKING STOMACH. told mom and SHE DIDNT FUCKING DO ANYTHING. WAY TO BE A GOOD FUCKING PARENT.

8. mom decided to not tell me about how she let the other kids roast hot dogs over the fucking fire, because apparently me being in my bedroom with a friend means I'm not hungry.

9. i told her about derrick and she made some crack about him being so young. i have been teased about this, made fun of, called a pedophile, and lost a friend. thanks a fucking lot, mom.

D:

Sun, 17 May 2009 02:30:39 GMT

why are all my friends lives falling apart.

Writer's Block: BFF

Fri, 15 May 2009 13:33:30 GMT

Who was your first friend on LiveJournal? Are they still on your Friends list?

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Chelsea, also known as heartsdesire456 because she's my beta and an awesome writer :3

OMEGLE MAKES MUH LIFE

Sun, 10 May 2009 05:51:19 GMT

You: HAYY
Stranger: HAY!
You: supp~?
Stranger: the game
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: LOL
You: d:<
You: D:<*
Stranger: enjoy that faggot
Stranger: bye
You: ILL BET YOU LIKE P33NIZ ANYWAYS

so.

Wed, 06 May 2009 01:47:28 GMT

imayormaynothaveaboyfraandddd :333

Writer's Block: Musical Affliction

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:07:03 GMT

Have you had an earworm lately? Exorcise it by inflicting it on your friendslist. Post the lyrics or - even better - a video.

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<3333333

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:19:49 GMT

SEEING FALL OUT BOY AND COBRA STARSHIP AND ALL TIME LOW IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS AHKJSFASJKFAKJSFKAJH SO EXCITED.

Writer's Block: Celebrating Friendships

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:55:34 GMT

Over the past ten years, many friendships have started and/or been renewed on LiveJournal. Of your current LJ friends, who have you known the longest?

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I've known Chelsea (heartsdesire456) probably the longest here, and Jordan (inkk)(even though we didnt meet on here n_n)

Coffee.

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:00:49 GMT

Title: Coffee (Drabble)
Author: Frasmine/ferardx3
Rating: Pg for kissing and Gerards bare legs (scandalous!)
Pairing: frankandgerard.
Summary: "Frank wakes up to an empty bed and sunlight streaming through the one window of Gerard's basement bedroom..."
Authors Notes: First thing I've completed in quite some time? Concrit welcome.

Frank wakes up to an empty bed and sunlight streaming through the one window of Gerard's basement bedroom, which actually doesn't bother him because hey, it's summer and that means the house is the perfect temperature.

He walks upstairs and into the kitchen to see his boyfriend pressing up against the coffeemaker whimpering, boxers slung low on his hips and his favorite worn Madonna shirt covering his chest. He hits the machine whining and sighing and Frank kind of wishes that he had a camera right about now (only kinda because if he documented this then it wouldn't be his, and Frank is a selfish, selfish person.)

He ends up behind the frontman, crushing his lips in between his shoulder blades in something that could be a kiss, but is just a little too soft. Gerard presses backwards into the touch and Frank snakes his arms around his waist, squeezing slightly. Gerard turns and gives Frank a proper kiss, closed mouths and no tongue, because morning breath is a bitch.

Suddenly the machine beeps and Gerard squeaks loudly, before turning and filling a mug. He downs half of the bitter substance in one gulp and groans appreciatively (Frank reminds himself forcefully that there is no need to be jealous of a liquid, really.) Gerard turns back to his lover and grins.

"Hey baby."

i hate school sfm sometimes.

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:19:05 GMT

my belly hurts and i want to go home D:

so theres this boy.

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 01:17:54 GMT

omg he's so pretty.

OMG ILU TRICK MARRY ME PLZ AND TY.

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 01:00:29 GMT

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE OMGGGGG.

I'm watching Heavy- The Story Of Metal.

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:08:36 GMT

asfhjasfjkhsakfjh it is so amazing.
Motley Crue was already on and askhfakjsh unghh NIKKI/TOMMY/VINCE/MICK IFLY.
<3

and fuck man I wish I was born in the 80s.
so bad D:

BUT MAYBE THE HAIRBANDMETAL WILL RETURN. PLEASE LET IT COME BACK.